Unveiling Lazy Bones: The $7.99 Paso Robles Cabernet Franc That Drinks Like Luxury

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Finding exceptional wine values under $10 feels like discovering buried treasure, and the Lazy Bones Paso Robles Cabernet Franc 2023 is exactly that kind of remarkable find. Available exclusively at Trader Joe’s for $7.99, this bottle consistently delivers quality that belies its modest price tag.

What makes this wine special starts with its pedigree. Crafted by the Miller Wine family, who have been producing Trader Joe’s exclusives for over 15 years, this Cabernet Franc benefits from serious winemaking expertise. The Miller family owns some of Central Coast’s most prestigious vineyards, and while we can’t confirm which specific vineyard sources were used, their experience and connections clearly translate to quality in the bottle.

The wine itself showcases classic Cabernet Franc characteristics with a California twist. Dark fruit flavors of blackberry, plum, and blueberry mingle with hints of dried strawberry and oak spice. Most impressive is the tannin structure—present enough to provide authentic varietal character and food-pairing potential, yet remarkably smooth and sweet rather than harsh. This creates a versatile bottle that works beautifully for casual sipping or alongside burgers, tacos, and other outdoor dining favorites.

Even the label stands out with its artistic flair reminiscent of 1890s France. Longtime fans might notice the evolution from previous vintages’ black-and-white nude figure to this year’s more modest, full-color rendition—a small change that doesn’t diminish the bottle’s eye-catching shelf appeal. As summer approaches and outdoor entertaining season begins, this Cabernet Franc deserves a spot in your regular rotation. Give it a try with your next casual meal and taste for yourself why we’re so impressed by this overachieving budget wine.

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Introduction to Lazy Bones Wine

Speaker 1
0:02

Hey
,

welcome

Domain

Dave
.

Again

CheapWineFindercom

Another

wine

review

for

a

wine

we

wrote

up

on

the

CheapWineFindercom

website
.

Three

times

a

week

we

write

them

up

and

three

times

a

week

we

plug

in

the

microphone

and

here

we

are
.

This

is

a

age

799

Trader

Joe's

wine
.

It's

a

wine

that's

been

around

every

several

vintages
.

I

know

we

did

the

2020

vintage

and

before

that

we

did

a

couple

too
.

It's

the

Lazy

Bones
,

paso

Robos

Cabernet

Franc
,

2023
.

Speaker 1
0:37

It's

from

the

Miller

Wine

family
,

who

have

been

making

Trader

Joe's

wines

for

at

least

15

years
.

They

used

to

put

the

Central

Coast

Wine

Warehouse

this

is

one

of

their

divisions

on

the

label
,

but

they've

kind

of

gotten

away

from

that

and

they're

just

going

with

the

parent

company

and

they

are

legit
.

They

own

a

couple

of

the

best

vineyards

in

all

the

Central

Coast

and

not

that

I

know

if

this

one

is
.

This

is

Paso

Robles
,

where

the

grapes

come

from
,

and

they

own

the

French

Camp

Vineyard
,

which

is

highly

regarded
,

and

I

have

no

clue

and

I

doubt

it
.

If

any

of

these

grapes

came

from

there
,

I

could

have
,

but

I

Label Changes and Design Elements

Speaker 1
1:17

doubt

it
.

And

the

label

says

cellared

and

bottled

by

and

cellared

and

bottled

by

means

they

bottled

it

and

kept

it

around

for

a

little

while
.

Doesn't

mean

they

made

it

at

all
,

but

I

imagine

some

port

part

of

them

did
.

Speaker 1
1:33

One

thing

I

want

to

mention

is

the

label
.

It's

got

a

kind

of

a

always

had

a

black

and

white
,

um
,

nude

woman

lying

on

a

bed

holding

a

petting

a

cat
,

and

the

bed

had

blankets

on

it
,

very

stylized
,

just

a

few

lines

to

suggest

everything
,

um
,

but

she

was

naked

in

there
,

you

know
,

and

you

know

she

might

have

been

a

plumber

from

what

we

could

tell
.

But

this

one

is

now

in

full

color

and

one

of

the

blankets

is

now

covering

her

butt

up
.

So
,

um
,

I

thought

that

was

funny
.

It's

a

very

attractive
.

It

looks

like

something

from

france

in

the

1890s
.

I

mean

it's

uh
,

it

does

have

a

nice

look

to

it
.

So

the

label

can

hold

its

own
.

With

retail

wines

twice

the

price

or

higher
,

it's

a

nice

label
.

Speaker 1
2:27

Cabernet

Franc

is

the

parent

of

Cabernet

Sauvignon
,

cabernet

Sauvignon
,

cabernet

Franc

and

Sauvignon

Blanc

were

were

made

it

at

some

point

how

you

do

that

to

grapes
,

I

don't

know
,

but

a

long

time

ago

and

they

made

cabernet

sauvignon

and
,

uh
,

cabernet

frac

is

also

the

parent

to

merlot

and

carmenier
,

which

are

all

um

bordeaux

Cabernet Franc Origins and Characteristics

Speaker 1
2:53

grapes
.

Carmen

are

not

so

much

anymore
.

But

there

you

go
.

So

this

is

an

old

grape

and

it's

usually

used

for

blending
,

though

in

in

Lower

Valley

it

is

its

own

singular

grape

and

in

California

it

can

be

its

own

singular

grape

too
,

and

it

usually

adds

a

dark

flavor
,

a

dark

color

and

a

structure
.

Speaker 1
3:16

It's

got

tannins
.

Cabernet

Franc

will

have

tannins
.

I

know

in

California

and

elsewhere

tannins

are

usually

softened

a

lot

because

tannins

work

best

with

a

food

wine

where

you're

going

to

just

drink

it

when

you're

having

a

meal
,

because

then

it

bounces

out
,

the

food

bounces

out
,

and

if

you're

sipping

it

tannins

can

be

a

little

bit

rough

and

dry
.

And

here

it's

got

tannins
,

but

they're

sweet
,

they're

smooth
,

they

they

know

how

to

deal

with

that
.

So

this

is

a

sipping

wine

but

it's

got

tannins
,

but

they're

sweet
,

they're

smooth
,

they

know

how

to

deal

with

that
.

So

this

is

a

sipping

wine
,

but

it's

definitely

a

wine

that

you

know
.

Feel

free

grabbing
.

You're

putting

burgers

on

the

grill

or

anything

else
,

pork
,

you

know

anything
.

This

would

work

really

well

with

that
.

This

is

a

nice

food

wine
.

Speaker 1
3:59

Take

Flavor Profile and Tasting Notes

Speaker 1
4:00

a

sip
.

It's

got

dark

flavors
.

You're

talking

about

blackberry
.

You're

talking

a

little

bit

of

spice
.

Maybe

some

plums
,

some

blueberries
,

some
.

I

picked

up

some

dry

strawberries
,

some

oak

spice
.

Speaker 1
4:22

It's

a

darker

wine

but

it

sips

really

nicely
.

It's

$7.99
.

If

you're

looking

for

a

real

legitimate

red
,

you

want

red

with

some

body

to

it

and

it's

not
,

uh
,

not

been

neutered
.

I

mean

this

is

still

nice
.

Um
,

this

is

still

a

Cabernet

Sauvignon
,

and

for

$7.99
.

Usually

when

it

goes

under

10

they

kind

of

round

them

off

to

be

to

be

more

palatable

to

more

people
.

Speaker 1
4:47

But

this

is

a

Cabernet

Sauvignon
,

I

mean

Cabernet

Franc
,

talking

about

the

kid

it

just

drinks

well
,

it's

a

nice

wine
.

It's

way

smoother

and

richer

than

you

would

think

it

would

be
,

and

especially

smooth

and

rich

for

an

eight

dollar

wine

is

a

really

good

thing

to

say

about

it
.

I'll

take

another

sip

and

we'll

wrap

it

up
.

So

there

you

go
,

you

got

it's

got

a

nice

label
.

But

no
,

no

girl

butt

on

it
.

Uh
,

but

it

is

a

really

nice

label
.

It

looks

like

artwork

and

it

is
,

I

guess
.

It

tastes

smooth

and

rich
,

just

in

time

for

outdoor

patio

drinking
.

Food Pairing Suggestions and Conclusion

Speaker 1
5:35

This

is

a

nice

wine
.

This

would

go

with

a

Chipotle

bowl
.

I

mean
,

this

would

really

go

well

with

that
.

I'm

thinking

that

maybe

I

could

have

that
,

because

it

doesn't

matter

what

you're

having

in

there
,

it

would

just

sip

very

well

Tacos
,

burgers
,

all

that

stuff
.

It

would

go

really

well
.

So

that's

it

for

me
.

Domain

Dave

ChiefWineFightercom
.

This

was

the

Lazy

Bones

Paso

Robles

Cabernet

Franc

2023
.

It's

made

for

exclusively

Trader

Joe's
,

but

it's

a

first-rate

wine

company

that

made

it

for

them
,

who

have

really

good

vineyards
.

So

I

don't

know

if

any

of

the

vineyards

were

involved
,

but

they

have

contacts

everywhere
.

I

mean
,

that's

one

of

the

things

If

you

didn't

use

their

vineyards
,

they

used

good

vineyards

from

friends
.

So

that's

it

for

me
.

Domain

Dave

cheapwinefindercom
.

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,

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helps
,

and

I'm

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.

In

a

couple

of

days

it's

getting

warmer

and

the

wine's

flowing
.

So
,

adios
,

keep

it

cheap
.

Bye-bye
.

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