Wine: What Does It NOT Do?

For $60 you can use our favorite health drink and our motto to prevent signs of aging.

Red wine for your eyes.

Also available: an exfoliate! Good for your health, good for your skin!

Drink it and rub it all over, baby!

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I like wine. All wine. Except expensive wine. Unless it's already at a party and it's free.